I am Devastated. Recently some Inconsiderate Cretin gave me a low rating causing me to be ripped from the luxurious confines of the Presidential washroom and returned to peeing with the plebes as a mere Vice-President. My ego tells me that all my posts, while not prolific nor multi-paragraphed, are of a unifomally high quality and do nothing but enhance the level of debate in these forums. I am totally deserving of that elusive 3.5 rating that elevates one to the elite rank of President Would the errant culprit please revisit their appraisal and restore my status.

PS: for those who need a LOL to discern humour, this post is largely tongue-in -cheek.