> Engineers' Conversion Table

> 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

> 2. 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

> 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

> 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1

> bananosecond

> 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

> 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =

> Knotfurlong

> 7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

> 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

> 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

> 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

> 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

> 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

> 13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

> 14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

> 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

> 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

> 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards

> 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

> 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

> 20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

> 21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

> 22. 10 rations = 1 decoration

> 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration

> 24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

> 25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms

> 26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale

> University Hospital = 1 IV League

> 27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision