OP Press 9:01:02 am Thursday July 22, 2010.

Government officials have revealed a new strategy to reduce the impact of the weak job market and eliminate the staggering reports of continued job losses.

They have evaluated two alternatives and will do an advance study to determine the most effective course of action. Although Republican support for the preferred option,

Obama advisors do believe that calling those receiving unemployment as non-bureacratic government employes could gain support in reducing both jobless claims and improving perception regarding the hard to manage government workers often refererred to as "the bureacracy".

The second option is to wait a more extended period until all jobs have been lost and when nobody is working any longer they can confidently report that there were no jobs lost hopefully inspiring increased confidence in this unusually uncertain recovery of the economy.

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