We all know dinosaurs disappeared some 6000 ( six thousand ) years ago shortly after they discovered nuclear fusion energy but just before they created through genetic manipulation the most dangerous creature ever to roam the highways .

It is told that at the time the mad dinosaur scientist that envisioned and proceeded with the creation of this fearfull creature had just been released from famous song song dinosaur prison following a 100 years sentence from wich he was released after 12 months on parole.

Some say while serving his time he had a God sent vision of the creature he later created , at first he believed that creature of a lesser intelligence but of a greater potential for violence would help him get his vengeance over the most despicable member of the dinosaurkind that had him prosecuted over falsely charged manipulation of datas regarding climate changes occuring from over farting by an ever increasing dinosaur population , the now well known documented studies predicted that in a short period of time the planet temperature would cool off dramaticaly caused by the gases that dramaticaly destroyed the vegetation thus reducing the overall amount of oxygen on the planet wich caused a reduction in humidity wich in turn would cause the ocean level to decrease dramaticaly leaving more room for the galciers at the equator to expand .

As we all know the rest his history the Universal Council of Dinosaurs ( the UCD ) decided to use nuclear fusion energy to create a vast array of nuclear energy generators and directing that energy into a Large Quartz Crystal wich they aimed at the equator in order to melt the ever increasing ice that were forming . The unpredicted consequences were a major shift in the earth axis caused by the changed in weight provoked by the melting of the ice at the equator wich suddenly increased the level of water in overpopulated Antartic and Greenland .

But all that did'nt happen before the mad scientist AlGorian had time to create the fury creature known as man wich reproduced at an incredible pace and fed on nearly anything that grow , walk , crawl or swim , giving it such an advantage for survival . By the time of the UCD decision to pulverise the ice had been taken the world was already engaged in a viscious war against that invador that some of the population beleived was coming from outer space , while others thought it was sent by god to punish dinosaurkind for it's sins .

I recall this part of our History to remind us all that we should refrain from excess in times of holydays less we want to be submited to God's wrath , and that science always contain a measure of unknown so beware of the measure while mixing your favorite drink who knows what could come out of it , some strange creature might rise from the depth of the unknown and undertake you .

Langosta how did you deal with those guys at your door ? I hear them knocking on my door vehemently .

Knock knock knocking on heaven's door , i feel i'm knocking on heaven's door ...

Is this the stock market knocking me off my rockers ?

Tec