You'd Better Use Some Protection!
posted on
Sep 04, 2009 06:00PM
We may not make much money, but we sure have a lot of fun!
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By Dr. Russell McDougal
Editor, Resource Windfall Speculator
No one wants a repeat of the portfolio meltdown experienced just under a year ago. It was a once–in-a-lifetime slow-motion train wreck. And most of us have chin scars to prove it. No mas!
So, how exactly can you position yourself to prevent a repeat? Let's go there.
The stock market in general is levitating again, in direct opposition to the daily reality we mere mortals face. The feds and their pilots are on auto pump, with their funny money bubble blowing delusions. In fact, I got “stimulated” from their printing a few days ago when driving on a newly paved two lane highway that is perfectly fine… and yet slated to be expanded to four lanes in the coming year.
Thank you, Mr. President! This trickle down stuff is finally showing up on Back Street. Sorry, Elitist Bankers. You only get 96% of the bailouts.
The nightly news is so full of feel-good propaganda that you no longer have to wonder what it was like to live in a Chinese opium den. Trading in clunkers is clearly the best idea ever. Both my spouse and I eagerly await the next official program, designed to pay us to marry newer models (fortunately she almost never reads my essays).
How about the deal to receive an $8,000 tax credit for buying a foreclosed home? Excuse me. That should have said a “new” home. If this plays out long enough, we'll all get our McMansions (That is Scottish for ‘Big House').
The Plunge Protection Team has now entered the experience-enhancing department. If you have a stock portfolio that doesn't go up for four days, please call your broker. Who needs Las Vegas illusionists with this crowd on the loose? The little man behind the curtain is suffering Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from all the lever pulling.
But here's a solution…
Why not fix healthcare (an oxymoron if there ever was one) while the national bankruptcy courts are sorting out exactly which future generation will pay for all this foolishness? You're just a few Bernanke keystrokes and a thousand page un-read document away from life eternal. Teddy knows best.
Just in case a few of you are uncomfortable with this quick return to economic normalcy propaganda here are a few suggestions I have for your consideration:
This is how we are playing the markets in my research service, Resource Windfall Speculator. And this is also the way I am personally positioned.
Do not have unprotected finance.
Rusty McDougal