Hey, did I tell you about my experience as being Santa for Community Services ?

Well, this cute little girl sat on my knee and I gave her my Santa” Ho, Ho” and asked her what she wanted for Christmas.

She said she’d tell me if I told her where I was staying while at town

So I gave her one of the business cards daughter Shawn had printed for me and told her I was staying there for now.

She took my card with P.O. box number on it said, “Thank you Santa,” and asked me to help her get a Baby Brother.

Well, I gave he another big “Ho, Ho” and said “Santa will just have to check things out to see how he could help in this situation.”

The cute little girl thanked me and I turned and handed her to her smiling mother.

Let me digress here a bit Larry; this mother was quite attractive. In fact, she was unbelievably beautiful.

At that moment, I felt like (although I don’t have the problem) a diabetes Attack was taking over my body.

Larry, do you think a Good Santa should entertain these types of emotions?

Well anyway, to make a Long story Short, I got a letter yesterday from the cute little girl asking,” when will I send her a baby brother?”

After much contemplation and agony I finally answered ……….